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imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
Two types of wonderful people
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
(via toocooltobehipster)

I love it when past girlfriends/lovers compliment the size of my dick in front of other people. I’m not one to brag about my size so its nice to hear that people are enjoying my huge cock. :P

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
(via tastefullyoffensive)

Future headmaster of the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters, everyone.
(Source: spacehamsters, via pwnator)
